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A volcano in Iceland has shut down many airline flights in Europe. In Belfast, Flybe protects their engines with intake covers

while cheapskate Ryanair uses effing Saranwrap.


Soehnle Magnum Repair

If your Soehnle Magnum scale is behaving badly, check to see that the round top plate is not hitting the front panel that you press to turn the scale on. There should be plenty of clearance, as shown: Soehnle Magnum clearance

If the front plate is interfering with the round plate, it needs to be reseated. Press firmly down on the front plate below the white arrowhead in the above picture and at the opposite side of the front plate next to the round plate. Soehnle Magnum repair
The whole exterior of the Magnum scale snaps together with no screws. The front plate is designed to be pressed firmly to the bottom plate. In order to activate the switch under the front right corner, the front plate should flex, not rotate. Over time the front plate can become loose and ride up.
If you want to see what's going on inside, you can remove the bottom plate by first lifting and loosening the front plate, then unsnap the four attachments from the bottom by sticking a screwdriver into the outside half of each split hole and bending the outside part toward the center:Magnum snaps

More lyrics

Okay, so this is about forty years late. To Taxman by the Beatles:

Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
I don't care about your cat;
Facts, ma'am!
The law is not concerned with that.
I need the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.