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I bodged together an accelerator for IE8 that pulls up a patent record for a given US patent number.
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day
I only made four hundred calls
They took my phone away
A thousand times a day
I only made four hundred calls
They took my phone away
Okay, so this is about forty years late. To Taxman by the Beatles:
Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
I don't care about your cat;
Facts, ma'am!
The law is not concerned with that.
I need the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
I don't care about your cat;
Facts, ma'am!
The law is not concerned with that.
I need the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am.
In fact, when I know what is meant by Marmaduke and Rabelais[e],*
When I can eat a twelve-inch turkey sandwich without mayonnaise...
*mispronouced like in The Music Man
I heard Graceland at a sandwich shop yesterday.
So does anyone know why Poorboys and Pilgrims is capitalized in the lyrics?
Poorboys and Pilgrims with familiesand I thought,
And we are going to Graceland
Poorboys and Heroes and Submarines
So does anyone know why Poorboys and Pilgrims is capitalized in the lyrics?
Last night saw footage of the Beatles playing at the Royal Variety show in 1963. Paul sang 'Til There Was You and screwed up the lyrics:
And there was musicBetter way to screw up the lyrics:
And there were wonderful roses
They send me
...
And there was music
And there were wonderful noses
They smell me
In sweet, fragrant meadows of doggy doo
Apropos of Synchronicity II, Googling "lemming cannery" returned no results. I should be on top.
A while ago I wondered how it is that people are transformed from dynamic adults into senior citizens who actually buy things like the Jitterbug phone. I am discovering the answers bit by bit. Surely one thing to make one feel old is the number of pills that one takes every morning.
That's (clockwise from upper left) 2x(630 mg calcium citrate with 400 IU vitamin D3), 1000 IU vitamin D3, multivitamin including 400 IU vitamin D3 and 162 mg calcium for a total of 2200 IU vitamin D3 and 1422 mg calcium, 80 mg aspirin, 40 mg fluoxetine, 150 mg bupropion, 3 g fish oil.
That's (clockwise from upper left) 2x(630 mg calcium citrate with 400 IU vitamin D3), 1000 IU vitamin D3, multivitamin including 400 IU vitamin D3 and 162 mg calcium for a total of 2200 IU vitamin D3 and 1422 mg calcium, 80 mg aspirin, 40 mg fluoxetine, 150 mg bupropion, 3 g fish oil.
That's where I got my associate's degree. No, really, I had to cut down a black cherry tree to make way for the shed. I didn't get the permit until December, so there have been logs lying in the yard through the winter. Only now after the slab is in place and the site landscaped am I getting around to cutting up the bigger logs. And I found that the tree isn't dead. I think I'll try to repropagate it. It seems there are advantages to being a vegetable.
Photo of proof of activity.
All those logs and sticks were cut using human power only. You can tell by the color which ones were cut this weekend.
Electrolite by R.E.M.:
Hollywood is under me
I'm Martin Sheen
I'm Steve McQueen
I'm Mister Bean
Photo of proof of activity.
All those logs and sticks were cut using human power only. You can tell by the color which ones were cut this weekend.
Electrolite by R.E.M.:
Hollywood is under me
I'm Martin Sheen
I'm Steve McQueen
I'm Mister Bean
And now the purple ducks of twilight time
Steal across the meadows of my heart
Quack quack
Quack quack
Steal across the meadows of my heart
Quack quack
Quack quack
This for for anybody who knows Dillon Bustin's More Wood. You can listen to some of it here.
When you fall on your rear
And you begin to fear
Your end is near
It really isn't good
To go to a surgeon
Or on doctors to be splurgin'
When you could be out cuttin' more wood.
When you fall on your rear
And you begin to fear
Your end is near
It really isn't good
To go to a surgeon
Or on doctors to be splurgin'
When you could be out cuttin' more wood.
Here's a rare shot of the whole herd (with heads visible) in one frame. I cut the date sign some time ago and only now put it up. It's official, my barn survived George Bush.
I got a Nokia N800 Internet Pad. I'm outside watching the goats.
Like the Devil, I have the horns of a goat and the hooves of a goat.
I, however, have the whole goat.
I, however, have the whole goat.
I effing hate this spot, and not just because it reminds me of Anne Geddes. You think you're out enjoying nature, but it's really fake, it's a bunch of humans in stupid costumes.
CANBERRA (Reuters) – A student who fell with a noose around his neck during a mock class hanging that was arranged by teachers has enraged Australian authorities.
The high school student fell from a table while fellow students, under the supervision of a teacher, were photographing a staged hanging as part of an English class project.
"It beggars belief that such an incident could take place," Queensland state Education Minister Geoff Wilson told local radio on Wednesday.
Well, I'd rather be hung from the neck until blue than be forced to read anything more by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, or Steinbeck.
The high school student fell from a table while fellow students, under the supervision of a teacher, were photographing a staged hanging as part of an English class project.
"It beggars belief that such an incident could take place," Queensland state Education Minister Geoff Wilson told local radio on Wednesday.
Well, I'd rather be hung from the neck until blue than be forced to read anything more by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, or Steinbeck.
I'm a smoker,
I'm a joker,
I'm the thin Al Roker.
I'm a joker,
I'm the thin Al Roker.
an old man's funnybone turns to thoughts of semantics.
Driver accused of offering walkers money for sex
Nineteen-year-old Trytton Jarvis is accused of exposing himself and offering money for sex to two 15-year-old girls walking on Route 2 in Plainfield on Saturday, ... He also is facing charges of driving up to a woman on Route 100 in Duxbury and offering to pay to have [her] perform a sex act on April 30....
Now, son, let me try again to explain the difference between someone walking on the street and a streetwalker.
Driver accused of offering walkers money for sex
Nineteen-year-old Trytton Jarvis is accused of exposing himself and offering money for sex to two 15-year-old girls walking on Route 2 in Plainfield on Saturday, ... He also is facing charges of driving up to a woman on Route 100 in Duxbury and offering to pay to have [her] perform a sex act on April 30....
Now, son, let me try again to explain the difference between someone walking on the street and a streetwalker.
One kid born today at about 5:30 AM. The kid is now nursing unassisted by humans so we can stop bothering it. No one who hasn't had an animal die despite one's best efforts can understand what a relief that is.